I was just involved in a couch dump. If you're not familiar with a good old fashioned couch dump, let's get you up to speed.
You have a couch.
You don't want it anymore.
You don't want to pay to dispose of it.
So what do you do?
Well you dump it somewhere.
A lot of people gasp at that thought. "Well where would I, place a couch?"
It doesn't really matter where you place your couch.
So long as you put it somewhere, where nobody sees you put it there.
Tonight, we put it behind a building, no wait let's call it a church because that's what it was.
And felt that it was such a good hiding place, we stuck a mattress there too.
The best part about couch dumping is the conversation after you're done. All of the justifications for doing what was done, are being discussed.
"Well.... at least someone will get it"
"Well it's just a couch, and a mattress, how much trouble could I get in?"
"Hey the city comes 5 times a year, to take their big trash."
"Yeah the city!"
"fucking city rules bro."
"I'm afraid you're mistaken my friend..."
"Odoyle Rules"
"Indeed they do."
4 comments:
I thought about this long and hard (about 15 minutes while listing to a 4 person panel on sports sponserships geared toward franchise owners of a certain mens hair salon) and if I were to dump a couch, it would be under the bridge between hole 1 and 2 at pease park. I think it would be fun to see how long it took to get stuffed with needles, roaches and scabies. I think the scabies would eat through it in two days flat. Hmmmmm.... I may just have to find a couch...... My neighbors have one on their front porch.
your mom..... bitch
Was it sportsclips?
In Santa Barbara is it proper etiquette to burn your couch in the front yard, so there ya' go.
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