I've been a fan of the Philadelphia Phillies since I've been born basically. They won the world series once. It was on my birth day. My real birthday. The exact day that I was born. That means something to me. For some reason, I don't really know why. I have always followed them, not by choice but by destiny. I don't want to turn this into a blog about sports, but this post is going to be devoted the Fightin' Phils.
They won the NL East this year. They will probably do that exactly twice in my lifetime. The Phillies suck, let's face it. They're always bad to milidly horrible, but this year they won their division. They're so good this year that they may just win the World Series. And if they do there most certainly will be a follow up blog to gloat and brag.
Does anyone know what a Philly is? I think it's a term used to describe a female horse. Why would you name your team the "Female Horses" though? The best player on the team is the mascot. He's the nuttiest craziest mascot in the business.
The Phillies are one of the oldest franchises in baseball. They're so old and they've been bad for so long that they actually have the most losses ever. In any professional sport. That's something to be proud of, don't you think?
It all starts tomorrow when they host the Milwauke Brewers. It's really october. It's really here! GO PHILS!!!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
SoundClick Widgets
Here's a neat little widget that I got from my sound click .com page. This is a nice collection of my music since about 2004 in Austin Texas. The first six or so are newer ones from California. Check it out!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
I'm somebody...
I'm trying to start a trend. Five minute write. No editing, no caring, just writing. Get over yourself, and get to typing. 5 minutes.... today's topic:
I'm somebody
1:39am
I'm somebody that will tell you about my experiences. Some people mistake that as a cry for help, or insanity. But it's really just a personality trait. I have to tell you about these weird things. Because I know you do them too. And frankly I'm sick of keeping secrets for the sake of appearances. I need to know how you feel about these things too. We need to talk about these things.
I want to know how you feel about phone sex. Because I think it's really weird too. And the time I told you about my gay dreams, I was just trying to trick you into admitting that you had them, you big hairy fag. No I don't have gay dreams, but one time I just kneed a guy.
I was walking down the hall in high school and saw this skinny little kid. And I just kneed him, with my knee right in the leg. It was so awesome, you have to do it guys. He was just laying there, and I was running. Running so fast.
5 minutes comes pretty quick....
I really don't want to stop now, for obvious reasons. But a rule's a rule.
I'm somebody... who are you?
PS: If you don't re post this to everyone you're pretty much going to die from an excess amount of fire ants in your anus.
I'm somebody
1:39am
I'm somebody that will tell you about my experiences. Some people mistake that as a cry for help, or insanity. But it's really just a personality trait. I have to tell you about these weird things. Because I know you do them too. And frankly I'm sick of keeping secrets for the sake of appearances. I need to know how you feel about these things too. We need to talk about these things.
I want to know how you feel about phone sex. Because I think it's really weird too. And the time I told you about my gay dreams, I was just trying to trick you into admitting that you had them, you big hairy fag. No I don't have gay dreams, but one time I just kneed a guy.
I was walking down the hall in high school and saw this skinny little kid. And I just kneed him, with my knee right in the leg. It was so awesome, you have to do it guys. He was just laying there, and I was running. Running so fast.
5 minutes comes pretty quick....
I really don't want to stop now, for obvious reasons. But a rule's a rule.
I'm somebody... who are you?
PS: If you don't re post this to everyone you're pretty much going to die from an excess amount of fire ants in your anus.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Smile, it's the lord's day
I'm starting a new tradition, or rather picking up where I left off on an old one. At 9am after doing some dishes, and vacuuming I decided that I would make today the International Day of the Lord. AKA "The Lord's Day!"
When I lived in Texas, some mornings I would wake up and decide that I was going to sit at home and do nothing more than drink, all day, a ridiculous amount. Drinking in the morning is fantastic. I can see why old people do it.
It's not something you should do all the time though. Which is why you need a special purpose to do it. Which is why I invented the term "Lord's day." The funniest part about it being the day of the lord is that has to be your answer to every question.
"Hey Jason why are you drinking?"
"Why don't you ask Jesus? It's his day fucker."
"Hey Jason what do you think about the World Banking system?"
"Fuck it man, it's the Lord's Day."
"What time is it?"
"Lord's Time!"
You should try it yourself. You'll be surprised at how many of your friends you can convert to your faith. They'll see how much fun you're having on the day of the lord, and they'll want to join in too.
It only works if it's impromptu, you can't plan a "Lord's Day" it has to be spontaneous. See how many of your friends, lovers, and comrades you can get to call in to their respective work places and celebrate it with you.
You'll thank me when you're piss drunk by 2pm. It's so convenient, there's practically no hang over the next day. You may be thinking to yourself, I don't even believe in the lord, well you can celebrate it too. Everyone will think it's such a great idea, they won't question your devotion to the Lord. They'll just be eyeing that slanted smile on your face and want to join in the fun.
From all of mine, to all of yours Happy Lord's Day.
When I lived in Texas, some mornings I would wake up and decide that I was going to sit at home and do nothing more than drink, all day, a ridiculous amount. Drinking in the morning is fantastic. I can see why old people do it.
It's not something you should do all the time though. Which is why you need a special purpose to do it. Which is why I invented the term "Lord's day." The funniest part about it being the day of the lord is that has to be your answer to every question.
"Hey Jason why are you drinking?"
"Why don't you ask Jesus? It's his day fucker."
"Hey Jason what do you think about the World Banking system?"
"Fuck it man, it's the Lord's Day."
"What time is it?"
"Lord's Time!"
You should try it yourself. You'll be surprised at how many of your friends you can convert to your faith. They'll see how much fun you're having on the day of the lord, and they'll want to join in too.
It only works if it's impromptu, you can't plan a "Lord's Day" it has to be spontaneous. See how many of your friends, lovers, and comrades you can get to call in to their respective work places and celebrate it with you.
You'll thank me when you're piss drunk by 2pm. It's so convenient, there's practically no hang over the next day. You may be thinking to yourself, I don't even believe in the lord, well you can celebrate it too. Everyone will think it's such a great idea, they won't question your devotion to the Lord. They'll just be eyeing that slanted smile on your face and want to join in the fun.
From all of mine, to all of yours Happy Lord's Day.
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