Jokes about your pussy and poems about Herpes

Ok so what are you still doing reading this? Get the hell out of here. Well alright if you must.

Herpes Herpes

everywhere

Herpes- Herpes

in her underwear

Herpes Herpes

on the wall

why don't we just touch them all?

Herpes Herpes

everywhere

in fact there's some

right there... and there!

Everything would

seem so clean

I mean

If I had herpes

you and

yes she.

One less worry

one less concern

one more lotion

rub rub

oh! it's warm

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this is poem number 2.... oh dear lord stop reading.

Honey,

The baby fell on

the herpes today.

Do you think the baby

will be ok?

I just put him to sleep

and called it a day

what a day

cuz the baby fell

right on my herpes

So I just left you

this note so you

don't kiss his nose

or touch him there

ever! or expose

your skin directly on him.

Because nobody knows

See when he touched he

sorta of rolled and tickled

and giggled then licked it.

I guess we'll know

once he's grown

and we ask him

So we'll know

yeah we'll say

to him someday

"johnny you licked

mommy's herpes"

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Ok before this next section. I've met some very funny girls over the years, but they're not funny like me. I'm trying to give you a lift to a higher echelon of comedic carnage here. I possessing both cock and nut sack could never say these things in public. That's a lie, I think I could pull it off, however I'm not that desperate yet. I've got other material that I can say out loud. Damit, I want a chick to say these things. Damit girls pick up the funny. You want to make me laugh, you know what to do.

Here are a few jokes about your pussy to get you started. I want to hear more by the end of the week, bitches. I know you girls tell them. Shut up, yes you do. There's a lot of good dick jokes out there. Haven't really heard any about a pussy in a while. Maybe you girls wait until the guys aren't around. Maybe you were telling them to me and I wasn't paying attention, anyway... here's some more things I wish I would hear girls say.

and action...

My pussy's been battered like New Orleans.

My pussy has a table of contents.

My pussy's got an old lady that accepts donations to tell you the "entire" history of the pussy.

My pussy has a tattoo of a dick on it's ass.

My pussy has been raped 4 times......................................squared.

My pussy is bloody, right now .....................Like.......................right now. Does that make you un-comfortable.

My pussy eats a bowl of cereal in the morning.

My pussy yields a high performing yeast which makes a frothy dark ale.

My pussy's fine, but my nipples are all crusty.

Last night I popped a pimple on this guy's nutsack with my teeth.