Thursday, May 1, 2008

Could Somebody get Marlon Brando a condom?



Seriously, I think he needs one.

I watched Mr. Brando's biography on the biography channel the other night. He had a whole two hours devoted to him. And they had to cram a lot of information in there. I bet it could have been two more hours.

One recurrent theme in his life stood out above all the rest. The dood wasn't into pulling out. He never was. He has like 14 children that he will admit to. And there are rumors of dozens more. And after watching this bang-o-mentary I wouldn't doubt that I'm his child now. If you ever want to make a list of the women he's fucked, save yourself some time and start with the people he hasn't fucked.

Alright we'll call this a blog combo.

Does anyone remember Lisa Bonet? From the Cosby show, and the movie High Fidelity. Would a picture help?

I'm being completely honest when I say this. I would never ever ever go black. But for Lisa, I would never, ever ever go back.

3 comments:

Earhart said...

I like this post. It was both thought provoking and heart warming.

JReed said...

really? It was more filler I thought, that's why I added the photos. :)

Anonymous said...

your post can kiss my ass. what are you going to do, dig him up and unroll that rubber onto his decomposed cock. You would like that, wouldn't you. Fuck brando.

Yea... I fucked Lisa yesterday. She called me god. I had to smack a bitch to remind her to address me as sir. She hasn't made that mistake again.

Your mom.