I'm somebody...

I'm trying to start a trend. Five minute write. No editing, no caring, just writing. Get over yourself, and get to typing. 5 minutes.... today's topic:

I'm somebody

1:39am

I'm somebody that will tell you about my experiences. Some people mistake that as a cry for help, or insanity. But it's really just a personality trait. I have to tell you about these weird things. Because I know you do them too. And frankly I'm sick of keeping secrets for the sake of appearances. I need to know how you feel about these things too. We need to talk about these things.

I want to know how you feel about phone sex. Because I think it's really weird too. And the time I told you about my gay dreams, I was just trying to trick you into admitting that you had them, you big hairy fag. No I don't have gay dreams, but one time I just kneed a guy.

I was walking down the hall in high school and saw this skinny little kid. And I just kneed him, with my knee right in the leg. It was so awesome, you have to do it guys. He was just laying there, and I was running. Running so fast.

5 minutes comes pretty quick....

I really don't want to stop now, for obvious reasons. But a rule's a rule.

I'm somebody... who are you?


PS: If you don't re post this to everyone you're pretty much going to die from an excess amount of fire ants in your anus.